mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

billywick:

daverdad:

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

image

(Source: heatcrashemboar)

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen
niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

niggaclouds:

pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

the sickest thing ive ever seen

(Source: jonyorkblog)

Anonymous Asked
Questiondirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it Answer

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

(Source: mysharona1987)

liquidmeth:

That awkward sexual tension between you and someone you’ve dated like hi how are you i’ve seen you naked and i’ve heard you moan my name you look great

deepcried:

bowserfucker:

Do you think Joe Biden has ever texted Obama a meme

Hillary once said in an interview that they were in a group message and they were sending ‘funny pictures’ and she just would say ‘get back to work’

ryanvallejo:

bruh

(Source: borzoikavka)

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD