lacigreen:

WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD

(Source: memewhore)

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

trekbedtimestories:

lizgets-comics:

Sometimes I think about how attractive William Shatner was when he was younger and get really depressed. 

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LOOK AT HIM

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LOOK AT WHAT TIME DOES

He’s 83. EIGHTY THREE YEARS OLD. Time has been GOOD to this man. Your argument is invalid.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls)

trust:

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mom can i move to sweden

fuckingconversations:

wishuponawish:

hookandthedaggersxvx:

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

(Source: reddiemercury)

(Source: withmoore)

sighconic:

this conversation changed me
sighconic:

this conversation changed me
sighconic:

this conversation changed me

sighconic:

this conversation changed me

(Source: witchomo)

autbucky:

vivianvivisection:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Marvel writers sweat intensely