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most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
DON’T DROP THAT THUN THUN THUN
i panic. i drop that thun thun thun. it’s everywhere oh god. children are screaming. i flee the scene. i am a wanted man.
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
maybe if i tag my mom on a status on facebook and ask for chinese food she’ll say yes
you can’t say no in front of people
I’m getting Chinese food
i have just about had it with my mom
sirius making fun of remus for being interested in learning other languages so remus puts a language charm on him that makes everything sirius says come out in german
so then for the rest of the day remus has to translate for him and its like “whats he saying now?” “oh hes asking me to tell you your eyes look stunning today, james”
(angry garbled german)
"absolutely spiffing, he says"
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