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goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

(Source: wnterfelling)

ectobiologist:

yeah i did like 100 push ups today

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(Source: takayaabe)

"I guess"
— I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
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sparklehime:

every day I get on this site and every day I think ‘maybe today will be the day that I don’t get a stupid ask’ but every day, every single day, people like you ruin that hope for me. you’ve disappointed me. you’ve disappointed your parents. you’ve disappointed your country. go away

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dohmalore:

The binder tag is like 90% posts about chest binders by trans people but then every once in a while you get somebody who’s PUMPED about their new school supplies

also the ftm tag is like transbro transbro transbro first time mum transbro

robotlynx:

what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first

joyceanfartboner:

"im not transphobic unless i kill a trans person" - cis people

nixonsshades:

*sees attractive person of the same gender*

I’M GOING GAY

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nachobra:

supporting gay and other strange people is hard work. you sometimes have to change your picture on website. sometimes they make you wear a shirt, or button. but in the end, its all worth it to know your changing America.

sapphicscience:

i just want a queer version of every show i’ve ever cared about

Ireland is in the middle of the fight for gay marriage, and many of its opponents think if equality happens then it will be the end of the world. A hilarious new video, from Irish pro-equality group LGBT Noise, pokes fun at this idea.

(Source: lgbtlaughs)

miljathefailcat:

Biceps? No. Only Heteroceps or Homoceps. Choose one. Don’t be greedy.

homolesbians:

becausetreasons:

Lesbian characters wearing maroon jackets with black leather sleeves.

Shit is this the new uniform??

ATTENTION ALL LESBIAN PERSONELL! New uniform regulations are in place as of August 14! SIGNAL BOOST!

(Source: gayintensifies)

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

(Source: notalwaysright.com)