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Lord Tubbington thinks you are purrrrfect

Jul 30 '14

gayjxde:

goforeverforworseorbetter:

goodbye-old-friend:

today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder

so what did you do today

the URL makes it so much better

(Source: wnterfelling)

Jul 30 '14

Harry Potter + differences between movies 

Jul 30 '14

teamfreeouch:

avengersonna:

le-go-go-las:

carryon-my-wayward-vagabond:

ramblingsofadeadite:

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

Are you kidding

It gets funnier with every title

Ghost shark was awesome

don’t even care I love these movies

Jul 30 '14
ohaiitsarielle:

*whispers* Ye got a boner, Harry.

ohaiitsarielle:

*whispers* Ye got a boner, Harry.

Jul 30 '14

(Source: appleswans)

Jul 30 '14
dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.
2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 
Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl
suck them dicks
achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

dooleysqueen:

norulesnobras:

basedhiyoko:

yoursexcrazedsub:

1.) The girl practiced safe sex and used condoms. SMART. AS. FUCK.

2.) I’ve seen this reblogged with notes calling her a “whore” and a “skank”. Fuck that noise. Over half the girls on tumblr will, or have, sucked the dick of a guy they just met, only hung out with a few times, or barely know, and then stress because he hasn’t called them back or he’s treating them like shit. Meanwhile the same girls go to work at a minimum wage job where they don’t even make $920 in 3 months, much less a day. 

Good for this chick. She’s on her hustle and I ain’t mad at her. Make that money, girl!

you go girl

suck them dicks

achieve your dreams

are we going to ignore that these guys were willing to pay $460 just to have pleasure? i might not know a lot about how this business goes down but dayum she must have done a good job

Jul 30 '14

zylice:

Evil as plain as the scar on her face.

W

(Source: frabjousqueen)

Jul 30 '14
Jul 30 '14

fuckyeahthescarletwitch:

Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.

Jul 30 '14
ultrafunnypictures:

At a bonfire. Wife instructs me to hold my one year old son high to get a “cool shot”. I think it looks like I’m about to sacrifice him…

ultrafunnypictures:

At a bonfire. Wife instructs me to hold my one year old son high to get a “cool shot”. I think it looks like I’m about to sacrifice him…

Jul 30 '14

stylishirish:

stylishirish:

"hey can we go in your room" 
"no" 
"why not" 
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y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it

Jul 30 '14

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

Jul 30 '14

queerfabulousmermaid:

subwaysmells:

huffpostworld:

This gallant little boy comforted a classmate on her first day of preschool, and we’re not getting over it ever. 

See the full video here.

aw

they’re so cute my heart can’t take it

Jul 30 '14

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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Jul 30 '14